"Notice how I am not smiling, but I am being polite and wearing this because someone gave this to me as a gift..."
"There, that's more like it, If I turn over you can see how great I look in red, without seeing that absurd thing on the front of this onesie..."
"Oh, Thanks Elmo! You saved the day again! Now my Bots can look at this post and smile with joy because he sees me and not my outfit!"